Get Paid To Be A Nuisance

Do you know that people send poop as a service. This type of service derived from the pranks Gen X and boomers used to do to their enemies.

Right now, as strange as it sounds, there’s a shortage on poop, but another alternative is wood chips.

You may think its weird to deliver wood chip to nuisance people, but it’s strangely pesky to deal with.

This is a local method, where you have to deliver and scatter over the property, compared to the other global method, where you deliver it in a package.

This is a unproffessional profession, so you can charge people with Crytocurrency, without raising any eyebrows.

Why Wood Chips Over Sh*t?

The cost of wood chips are cheaper, wood chips can easily be procured at Lowes, and easier to handle.

Yes you can make your own, but it won’t be enough to provide adequate service. Right now, people have to use animal feces, instead of human manure, because of the shortage.

Besides the smell and biological hazard, it basically does the same thing, and different types of damage.

If you scatter wood chips on pavement, the jagged edges makes it difficult for it to be hosed off or blow off with a leaf blower.

More Damage

People will have difficulty walking on their property, which they typically do with their slippers.

I have seen it, when I was at a preschool, A grandpa dropping off his granddaughter was walking on Legos with slippers, for some reason his ankles were so weak, just the slight tilt caused him a knee injury.

HOA(Homeowner Association)

For those of you that don’t know what a Homeowner Association is, it is a neighborhood government that dictates how your home looks like. They yield powers that is equivocal to the actual government.

They can charge you for not having a certain color on your home, they can make you pay a monthly maintenance fee for the fountain down your block, they can even decide if you can park your car on the driveway.

So you can imagine what’s going to happen if wood chips are present all over your property, when the HOA decides to inspect your property.

You have no choice but to clean it, and cleaning it can consume a large amount of time. pavement can be swept, but the wood chip that lands on the lawn, has to be picked up individually.

I know people with a bad back that can’t bend over more than 5 times a day, even if you use a trash claw, it won’t be a quick process.

Moral Issue?

Well this is a touchy topic, you don’t know if the person is a vermin or not. I know that you can ask for proof for the crimes the individual did, if you don’t want to hurt innocent people.

Dropping off wood chips is not the cruelest thing, I think Apple overcharging people for simple repairs that is not the owners fault, is far more immoral, but people still consume their products.

They just market themselves as professionals with a classy product that deserves large sum of money to consume, and they don’t discriminate money.

Another Example

People think eating dogs is animal cruelty, but no one cares about a cockroach. The only thing that separates them is that dogs are cute, and bugs are disgusting.

People don’t realize they practice discrimination, and the same thing happens when consuming products.

People thinks electric cars are good for the environment, but coal is burned to generate electricity for the cars, making it counter-intuitive.

Would I Do It?

Sure, if I don’t have businesses lined up, I would do this. It would help if you live in or close to the suburbs, since that is where it hurts the most, with the HOA and lawn to care for.

The competition is low, giving you all kinds of opportunities and business. I talked to a few of my friends, and they say if I ever start, they’re willing to pay me a monthly subscription to bother their enemies with wood chips.

It’s also better than fecal matter, since I think I would have a hard time handling feces. The only thing is that I wouldn’t want to do this to senior citizens, as that is where I draw the line, unless they really deserve it.

Final Words

Now if you think I helped you find your dream side hustle, it’s time to spread the good word about Mythtolegend to your friends and family, so they may find their side hustle.

Banking your whole future and livelihood on your main gig is risky. Right now businesses are practicing the crash and burn methodology, where they will hire a bunch of people to finish a large project, and then fire them, to keep costs low.